Gay fisherman jokes

The "Fishsticks Joke" is a joke created by Jimmy Valmer. It gained popularity across the world in the Season Thirteen episode, "Fishsticks". The joke is a set of questions used to make the individual on the receiving end say what makes them sound like a gay fish, due to its play on words. It. In the episode, someone tells Kanye West the joke and he doesn't get it.

He's a rapper, a genius, but certainly not a gay fish. He asks someone to explain the joke but they just ask him "Do you like fish dicks?" and after getting a "yes" they respond with a "That makes you a gay fish!" much to Kanye's annoyance. Let's throw another summary in here. The episode was conceived from a joke among Parker and fellow co-creator Matt Stone about a fish dressed as motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel, which eventually turned into a joke about Kanye West not understanding a joke about why liking fishsticks made him a gay fish.

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. They come up with the funniest joke of all time. All the late-night talk show hosts pick it up, and the whole country loves it - everyone except for Kanye West, who is immediately offended and confounded by the insinuation that he is a gay fish. In the episode, West hears the joke but completely misinterprets it.

Instead of seeing it as simple wordplay, he believes people are literally calling him a gay fish. His narcissism and short. Bob was a very keen angler, but he eventually found time to meet a lovely girl and they were married. After the honeymoon, Bob was in his garage sorting out reels when his new wife came in to watch him. You could sell that tatty boat and with the money we could have a new bathroom.

A few months passed and Bill dropped dead with a sudden heart attack. Joe carried on going fishing on his own and one day he heard a voice,. The good news is that we can fish every day if we like. The bad news is that you are fishing in our competition tomorrow. For the funeral we have a wreath made in the shape of a lifebelt.

Coming out of his garage he finds the rain is pouring down: it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow and sleet mixed in with the rain. The wind is blowing at over 50mph. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. Father Michael was an avid fisherman, and whenever he was not fulfilling his priestly duties he would be out on the lough.

He was desperate. One morning, the day dawned calm and mild: he could go. But — it was Sunday! He was supposed to be taking Mass in the church. So that is what he did. However, he could not hide from God. One of the angels spotted him, and immediately snitched on him to God. God peered through the clouds and frowned. God nodded.

Suddenly, Father Michael struck into a massive fish, and after a lengthy struggle the fish was on the bank. It was a huge salmon, almost certainly a record. A pirate was in a bar, he was obviously a pirate because he had a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook instead of a hand. A young couple came into the bar, and were curious about the pirates past.

A sword stroke took me hand clean orf. One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. A man who lives at Lake Conroe 50 miles north of Houston saw a ball bouncing around in an odd way in the lake and went to investigate.

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It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a basketball which became stuck in its mouth! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but was unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface.

The man tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish.